Online Dating: I Thought This Guy Was Singing To Me When His First Message Was “What’s your phone number?”

…and I promptly responded “7 7 7 Ninety Three Eleven” – Morris Day & The Time.

LMAO!!! I’m not joking… that’s what I said, and his response:

I’ve decided to try the on-line dating thing, and I well… I don’t have any high expectations as you can see; however, I am keeping an open-mind and staying humorous throughout.

I’m only on one site right now, yet people keep telling me to hop on POF. So far, the guys on this particular site are not as substantive as I would like. This one guy’s conservation reminded me of the Atari ‘Pong’ Game.. slow and boring as crap. He had no personality, but we were a 96% match. I told him about that, because he asked me, and he didn’t respond back…lol I wasn’t mean — I swear, but guys and their egos ugh.

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