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Endorphin’s or Dopamine — How To Choose Your Neuro-Pleasure When You’re Stressed
One Person’s Bank Fraud Yesterday — Same Person’s Bank Branch Quagmire Next Day
Dallas, Tex., February 26, 2014 – Mull this, your bank account being compromised, for the stealth amount of $10.28. Most bank account holders will not pay attention to this diminutive amount, but you’re attention to detail caught it. Bank rectifies the situation. You’re advised to go to a bank branch, and get a temporary card — you do. You’re greeted with problematic bank policies hindering you from getting your bank account affairs in order. WTF!? How do you choose? Red Pill? (Endorphin’s) or Blue Pill? (Dopamine) What’s your pleasure?
“I was so annoyed with my bank today… that I just couldn’t figure out how I was going to calm down my frustrations,” said Sabrina, new resident and job seeker in Dallas, Texas. “Thankfully I vented my frustrations out on twitter to my bank, and they promptly responded; with enough customer service to turn any disgruntled customer into a customer for life.”
Sabrina choose the RED Pill… with her exercise routine, because she is committed to changing her eating and workout habits, followed by the BLUE Pill, because she’s an adult that likes to indulge every once in a while, even though she doesn’t like liquor.
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